Make Someone Happy with a Barn

: Go to: http://thesurrealist.co.uk/slogan.cgi
:: Put your name in, and generate slogan after each question.

1. What do you say to yourself every morning?
- It's How Barn is Done.
*ayun! alam na nangyari kagabi.. bwahahahah!

2. What do you want other people say about you?
- Is it Live, Or is it Barn?

3. Someone asked you out, your answer is...
- I'm not just the Barn, I'm a member.
*arteh pa!?

4. How would you answer a booty call?
- It could be Barn.
*hmmmm...

5. How would you introduce yourself to someone you really like?
- Where do You Want Barn to Go Today?
*uto-uto po..

6. to someone you dislike?
- Silly Rabbit, Barn is for Kids.
*silly rabbit ang mga dislike ko.. bwahahahaha!

7. You're in a conversation and you suddenly feel the need to pee, how would you excuse yourself?
- You can be Sure of Barn.
*hindi rin.. heheheh!

8. Your parents ask you why you got home late, you say...
- Ding-Dong! Barn Calling!

9. You're failing a subject, you say...
- You're Never Alone with a Barn.

10. The love of your life asks you to marry him/her, what do you say?
- We're Always Low Barn.

11. Your bf/gf is breaking up with you, you tell him/her...
- We'll Leave the Barn On for You.

12. Someone told you you're an asshole, you tell them...
- The Loudest Noise Comes from the Electric Barn.

13. What are the best words to describe you?
- Solutions for a Small Barn.

14. If you're going to have a movie about your life, the title is...
- Absolut Barn.

15. Your last words before you die...
- Race for the Barn.
*in tagalog, sa aking kamatayan.. habulin nyo ko! bwaahahahahahh!

16. Your message to a special someone..
- Did Somebody Say Barn?

17. Title of this post will be...
- Make Someone Happy with a Barn.
*naman!