excess baggage personified

Teenage Dirtbag
Wheatus

Her name is noel
I have a dream about her
She rings my bell
I got gym class in half an hour
And oh how she rocks
In keds and tube socks
But she doesn’t know who I am
And she doesn’t give a damn about me

Cuz I’m just a teenage dirtbag baby
Yeah I’m just a teenage dirtbag baby
Listen to iron maiden baby with me ooh

Her boyfriend’s a dick
He brings a gun to school
He’d simply kick my ass if he knew the truth
He lives on my block
And he drives an irok
And he doesn’t know who I am
And he doesn’t give a damn about me

Cuz I’m just a teenage dirtbag baby
Yeah I’m just a teenage dirtbag baby
Listen to iron maiden baby with me ooh
Ooh yeah dirtbag
No she doesn’t know what she’s missin’

Man I feel like mold
It’s prom night and I am lonely lo and behold
She’s walkin’ over to me this must be fake
My lip starts to shake

How does she know who I am
Why does she give a damn about me
I’ve got two tickets to iron maiden baby
Come with me friday don’t say maybe
I’m just a teenage dirtbag baby like you ooh
Ooh yeah dirtbag
No she doesn’t know what she’s missin’

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